Yesterday we were asked to present a sales pitch that was under 3 minutes long. The object was of our choosing and this is mine.
If you are easily offended I would not read on. The views presented are dark humour of which you can choose not to divulge in. I would like people to know that this is not how I feel at all, and that this is not an option I would put to anyone, ever.
“With today’s society, we all know what it’s like to feel the social pressure to loose weight.
Well today I bring you the answer: Bulimia.
With double the flavour and none of the fat, it is the optimum way to loose weight. As well as this, it has other disirable qualities too.
After time you will no longer have to go through the dreaded time of the month, bloatation will be a thing of the past.
With full control of your consumption, there is no need to worry about food poisoning. The need to defecate will evapourate!
Bulimia also offers positive affects on your social life. Beside the mounting compliments you’ll recieve, the lack of carbohydrates in your system mean that nights out and intoxication become cheap.
Who says eating has to be cheating?
Choose bulimia, choose control.”
Once again these are not my real opinions, and I don’t endorse unhealthy relationships with food.